The Antiguru's code of conduct!
All gurus must have an antiguru, that is the nature of this dualistic world.
The antiguru will not try to gain followers
The antiguru will not present a spiritual teaching
He will be ruthless with those who come by who sprout spiritual non-sense!
Sexual mores etc are not his business; everyone else has had a go and failed!
He probably will not be popular with spiritual people
His job is to sort the genuine seeker from the deluge of spiritual entertainment junkies.
The antiguru will do his best to reveal the trance slave-like nature of ordinary life.
The antiguru will probably get into trouble with politicians or news media more than once in his life.
He does not have a tenth in this list he is not Moses!